It's called The Reorg!
JS got the entire company swaying to that crazy reorg beat. CM grabbed his dancing shoes and showed everybody how to really shake it down. Reorg! Reorg!
When you are a leader and don’t know how to deliver, Reorg!
If your project looks like it’s going down the toilet, Reorg!
Are you new to the job and you want to demonstrate you’re a leader instead of actually leading? Reorg!
Are you a VP and with two left feet? No problem. McKinsey,Bain,Deloitte,and BCG will tell you what to do! And what will they have you do? Reorg!
As long as you keep that reorg dance going you have an excuse for not getting things done since you're busy doing the Reorg!
The employees dancing feet are tired and they wanted to get off the dance floor years ago but instead you got them doing the reorg until they just can't reorg anymore.
Then it'll be time to Reorg!