We few, we happy few, we proud, we band of brothers (and sisters)

Once more unto the breach!

Do not yearn for those who do no work today (because they've been laid off); we shall prevail over those French Knights (I mean TSMC)

And just as the English Longbowmen did their best to not get trampled to death regardless of any speechifying by Henry V, so too, we shall fight hard not to have more rounds of layoffs!

I'm not sure the "son miscarry upon the sea" speech applies here, but you can comment if you think it does.

Even if LBT won't have the words of Shakespeare or the delivery of Kenneth Branagh

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I don't believe OP realizes he smelt of elderberry.

Where that ja----s go who said Intel was a family and treats his maid the same way as his parents? Everyone for themselves

Yea fu-k everyone. If I can throw you under the bus to benefit myself I will. It’s everyman for himself

This is some next level, g-y, koolaid drinking, sh-t.

Take your garbage a-s poetry 101 to the unemployment line where is already heading.

Dou--e.

Don’t look now, but OP has an Oscar-Meyer hangin’ out of ‘eem.

@OP are you from medieval ages?

So, what are you talking?

Fu-k that. And fu-k you. If it means coming between my job and you. Then fu-k you. I am out.

And yet you're still able to fortify us with your brilliant comments without anyone putting you in a gulag. Thank the U.S. Military for that!

@a9+1 Actually that description seems more suited to the Army.

' money grubbing piece of sh-t corporation purposely run into the ground through incompetence and greed'

Don't you dare use "Band Of Brothers" and Intel in the same sentence.

Band Of Brothers is Easy Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division of the United States Army. They are AMERICAN HEROS.

Intel is a money grubbing piece of sh-t corporation purposely run into the ground through incompetence and greed.

@a5: To paraphrase Simpson's the Shining Parody,

Homer: Oh Moe, you don't seem that happy
Moe: Oh I'm happy, I'm happy, la la la la laaaaa happpy now go ki-l the competition!

gotta love M.P.

King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
King Arthur: What?
Sir Galahad: He said they've already got one!
King Arthur: Are you sure he's got one?
French Soldier: Oh yes, it's very nice!

I don't believe OP is actually that happy.

Hmm. OP is pretty obviously a dyipshyit. Thus, I believe OP works at Intel.

I don't believe OP has ever fired an English Longbow

sc--w your courage to the sticking spot!

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