I am so excited to finally get some "culture" back into work. To work with coworkers who can't take a joke and only want to prop themselves up for promotion, who barely speak English too. That's fun.
Can't wait to put on headphones all day since it's so loud. Can't wait to waste time driving to and from work. It'll be great to spend that time in rush hour traffic to think about my phone calls I'm going to make that I can't get done because I'm driving.
So excited guys
We really have needed this "culture" of stress to appease extroverts. It's what is bringing the company down.