It appears a larger corporate structure shift is going to be taking place between now and the next company meeting. Anyone have details?
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Whomever has taken my Poison The Well comments from last month to the level I’m seeing here - yer doing the Good Goddesses’ work. Anytime I read a sarcasm here a gargoyle becomes a real boy
Single BaseOS team for all products and single K8S team for all products, standardizing across the company.
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Well, I heard from a coworker who heard from another coworker who heard from another coworker who heard from someone in Seattle who heard from a friend who heard from another friend who heard from their brother that this organizational change was, and I quote, “going to be huge”.
So glad this information is getting out now. I’m super excited about it.
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No one has any details, not even the one that started the rumor - you.
It would be smart of the executive team to go through each of the many ridiculous features of products created in-house in the last 5 years. Then layoff all of the many very stupid people who designed, built, tested and approved release of those features. But that won't happen because the execs are mostly all very stupid people themselves and they love selling re--rded things that churn.
Kara Sprague to return and finish the job.
Yup another restructure will solve all that ails f5