I knew that going in. Had several older Cisco friends who guided me from the very beginning. They told me the following and I suggest EVERYONE at Cisco do the same unless they want to get sc--wed over royally. It was a great strategy and I was able to retire very young with lots of money to fund a long and happy life:
- On your first day, don't do squat. Repeat daily for 10 years minimum.
- Act like you're the busiest person there
- Decline meetings because you have "several urgent deadlines"
- Say "YES" enthusiastically to anything they ask.
- But don't actually do it.
- Do not work nights or weekends.
- Constantly hint at how hard up you are for money due to some sincere sounding issue, usually health related.
- Miss as much work as you can due to health problems, helping family, regular medical appoints (have at least 2 doctor appoints each month but go golfing instead).
- If you see a project is starting to fail, start blaming it on someone senior. Everyone knows senior leadership are id--ts so they'll easily believe it and there is nothing they can do about it.
- Three months before the regular quarterly layoffs, stop all work and go play golf, lounge by the pool are build a part time business. I did all three, easily.
- Doing the above basically means you don't do any work at all the entire year. I did this for almost ten years!
- When you are finally ready to leave, become very vocal about how stupid the leadership is. That will move you to the front of the layoff line.
- Get laid off with very nice severance package.
- Go enjoy life knowing you su-ked an evil company dry. You even su-ked more $$ out of them than all the senior leadership, on a percentage basis.
It may sound harsh, but this is EXACTLY what all the Senior Leadership do. I know because my Cisco buddies that told me to do this were all senior leaders.