I just came back from the future. Important updates:
- No Feb 12 layoff.
- CR resigned in Jan 2026. New CEO: J2.
- Stock down to 12 Trump Dollars.
- Juniper bought us in 2027.
- Maria joined Juniper soon after.
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Okay what’s next person from future. Will DEI ever come back - what are your pronouns?
Check - no layoff
Miss - Chuck still here, Gary resigned
Miss - Stock Up
Miss - Juniper and HP merger will get nixed
Miss - Maria is already a vegetable. She isn't influencing any corporate direction for any company
Checkmark.
Show me the PIP numbers.
I just came back from the future. Important updates:
No Feb 12 layoff.
Checkmark.
CR resigned in Jan 2026. New CEO: J2.
Stock down to 12 Trump Dollars.
Juniper bought us in 2027.
Maria joined Juniper soon after.
Thanks for the forecast, I was beginning to think this entire board devolved into maga telling everyone they are crazy for not understanding their economics master plan.
Thank you for the update, futureman.
I am fine with all the points, all well deserved.
But FFS - Maria again??? - that's too much
It was repeatedly asserted on this board that Chuck would resign last October, and you know they can't be wrong here! We also know there will and will not be layoffs starting this month for the same (lack of) reason.