Thread regarding Xerox Corp. layoffs

Xerox vs Japan, Inc

I'm shamelessly stealing this from another forum:

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.
A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.
They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.
To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.
It was called the ”Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.
The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to HCL, erp, I mean India

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Cautionary tales are outdated but what’s with the “woke” comments? Awkwardly needed to be added into every conversation. Sounds like my kid! Eat your vegetables. “I’ve had enough of your woke policies!” What’s up with this D you got in math? “I won’t subscribe to their woke teachings!”
Kid better smarten up. No cushy printer sales gig waiting for him and his ged.

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Post ID: @vzc+1jbmsJeS

This one is 25+ years old and was once recited in front of hundreds at a Xerox Agent Owner conference. Good to reminisce, but this version has no relevance to today's corporate workplace. The modern equivalent would replace "efficiency" with "intersectionality" and "quality" with "inclusion", while swapping out Japan for China, who's driving the cancerous growth of woke policies at the expense of winning in companies like Xerox. The 90's called...they want their analogous business stories back.

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Post ID: @dvw+1jbmsJeS

Perfect ….where have we lived this story? Seems very familiar .

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Post ID: @dza+1jbmsJeS

I fell asleep reading this

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Post ID: @ffv+1jbmsJeS

Wow. That was a really long story. Only made it about a 3rd of the way thru. Could someone please increase the dividend?

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Post ID: @wen+1jbmsJeS

Names have been changed to protect the guilty !

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Post ID: @lgz+1jbmsJeS

Good ol corporate murica

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