Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Go watch Office Space

Go watch it again. Pretty much sums up what's going on. Basically following the blueprint from Office Space. Sad.

"Ah, yeah, we're gonna bring in some entry-level graduates. Farm some work out to Singapore. That's the usual deal."

"I gotta wake my a-s up at 6am every morning this week--drive up to Las Colinas--yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds."

"Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

TPS reports

"So, That Means Every Single Day That You See Me, That’s On The Worst Day Of My Life.”

"Human Beings Were Not Meant To Sit In Little Cubicles Staring At Computer Screens All Day, Filling Out Useless Forms And Listening To Eight Different Bosses Drone On About Mission Statements!”

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EM took away trash cans.

Now EM taking away assigned cubicles.

Taking away staplers might be in planning stages.

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Post ID: @1eab+1jBqzRxL

That movie and daily Dilbert cartoons.

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Post ID: @gjo+1jBqzRxL

Too bad so many printers are now gone.

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Post ID: @omf+1jBqzRxL

There is actually a goto/tps on the intranet…. It even has reporting features. Someone here knew the memes.

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Post ID: @zah+1jBqzRxL

Um, yeah....I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to work this Sunday. Um, yeah, ok.......right...

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Post ID: @xmo+1jBqzRxL

I heard you have been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn’t say I have been missing it.

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Post ID: @dte+1jBqzRxL

Office Space should be played 24/7 in the lunch break areas.

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Post ID: @uun+1jBqzRxL

That movie gets less funny to me every year because of how accurate it is.

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Post ID: @wix+1jBqzRxL

Have you seen my stapler?

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Post ID: @fgf+1jBqzRxL

Yep.

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