Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

Rock lickers about to get smoked

Geologists simply aren't necessary at the "new CHK". Layoffs to come soon.

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Geologists will go extinct in the shale patch as we in finance continue to milk the last of the value before deploying our golden parachutes with the inevitable bankruptcies.

We’re beginning to figure out the engineers of today aren’t really “engineering” anything and are really just glorified project managers and paper pushers with inflated egos. Soon, compensation and head count will be adjusted appropriately.

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Post ID: @ibkr+1j9unCXb

Recap: how many Rock lickers ended up getting smoked today?

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Post ID: @9tsn+1j9unCXb

Maybe they will lay off the deek lickers: Nic the deek, TIm yes man, Sheldon blowout and David model airplane

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Post ID: @3dvk+1j9unCXb

Probably necessary given there’s >1,000 wells drilled in the primary basins and group has produced zero organic reserves growth the last decade plus. E&P? Probably just P.

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Post ID: @3akk+1j9unCXb

Don’t need ‘‘em when you are just selling off assets to get ready to be merged out of existence.

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Post ID: @2fgf+1j9unCXb

Hopefully starting from some buffoon fraudster “Geoscience Advisor” that was unexplainably hired few months before the bankruptcy and correlated layoffs.

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