This will give me qualifications to be a VP at Chesapeake. I will be totally clueless but will be paid over $1,000,000 per year.
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You guys simply don’t understand....
Just follow me:
- who is the most powerful leech in CHK? - Timmythelongbeard!
- what’s Timmythelongbeard major function in life? Race pigeons!
- How do you dominate pigeons competitions? Optimizing flying aerodynamics!
- who is the only fckr that knows sht about flying aerodynamics? DavidEudey!
Another of many reasons CHK is focked
Let’s be honest you just need a pulse to get into either one. If I had to pick a side I would say “go fetch a cup of coffee for the guy with model airplane degree boy”
Great try David, to justify your model airplane degree as being worthwhile in the oil and gas industry. Last time I checked, you needed a higher ACT score to get into OU than OSU.
It doesn’t take much googling to realize that aerospace engineering at OSU is ABET accredited
I guess that’s what an OU degree gets you when they admit every 8 out of 10 people that apply
If you think a worthless model airplane degree from OSU re----k school is more valuable to an E&P company than an ABET accredited petroleum engineering degree from OU, then your intelligence is the same as a bag of sheet.
Better than the pseudo engineering and MBA degrees from OU. They give you a management spot at CHK, but it’s OU and it’s CHK. Then again, why not elevate some young kids for cheap and let them figure it out as they go
Also forgot to say, very important, I can’t wait to become buddy with Loxthon and get to know his father in low and all friends from the board.
I will then proceed and import some racing pigeon from France and challenge the great Timmy the Pigeonmaster