Hey, folks, listen! I have a great idea! Let's send an e-card to everyone from HR telling them that we appreciate there hard work! This will boost morale and show that we mean BUSINESS, and that their contributions have not gone unnoticed.
Shanana, shut up. It will originate from a 3rd party. This will look like spam or a phishing attempt. It's s stupid idea. The employees will see it for the low-effort bisonfaeces that it is.
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Betsy approved! I'm sending it!