Please visit our store. It would be so nice to have you. We could line up at attention outside when your stretch limo pulls up. Our SM could blow a bugle and make some official announcement. Maybe "hear ye! Hear ye! Stand at attention for our wonderful CEO Melvin!" Even the customers would be thrilled. The store walk would be so perfect! Yes our mens room toilets are overflowing and only one forklift works but we could finish the day old pizza in the training room! Make it a real party! And how bout a photo booth?! We all just adore you Melvin! You could personally meet all the new hires who may not last a week but imagine all the smiles! We really ❤ you Melvin!
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Region 15 market 1371 would love a visit !
Just make sure you dont tell anyone which store your going to or the entire market will loose their marbles - last time they dolledup the only store you wanted to go to and spent countless $$$ on labor from the entire market and y’all scared them because of a lost reservation for lunch !
Just throw a dart at the district and go !
Your share holders contractors are shopping these stores daily !
Melvin and The Shareholders will be playing beer pong at the mansion while we hand load 65 red mulch in the record heat.
Hey! Do y'all think that Marvin, (and cronies), is working July 4rth??? !!!! Hahaha.
Give me a M
Give me a E
Give me a L
Give me a V
Give me a I
Give me a N
Whats that spell MELVIN - YA MELVIN LOL!
You go get'em MELVIN .....Oh and God Bless
Melvin better be wearing his asbestos underwear in July as he and his cronies are going to get burned on the employee survey! I'm sure he'll get even in 3rd quarter.
let's go Melvin!