July 26, Q2 results, what is expected?

Profitability is horrible, but we are taking market share in BW A3, and if we just do the same in all other segments we could reach mediocrity in 2024…

Steve B will plug CareAR 700 million times, despite almost all revenue in that division coming from decades old products, Docushare and xmpie…

Own-it version 10.0 promises an additional $1B in savings, (the actual end result is Naresh spending $50M on an E&Y report on digitization that no one will ever read)

Launching a new profit metric for FITTLE called EBEWDL, Earnings Before Everything We Don’t Like, and a graph showing we are ki----g it.

What else?

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Remember two negatives equal a positive. In the Xerox world any negative is spun as a positive ..This company owns doublespeak.

Each Xerox location should have a 3d printer to make parts. Yet we're wasting thousands on CareAR where the industry already has that technology. We're laying off the lower class when it should be the executive team responsible for these copy cat solutions. Doesn't make sense. Maybe change at top will do better?

Mediocre leadership results that are perversely spun as success, just another quarter

Parts will be shipped by electric boats going to save us billions of dollars

Adam and Jamie proved it on Mythbusters. https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI

You can polish a Tu-d, but it still stinks and has no value aside from making other things grow.

X, you can't polish a tu-d

“could reach mediocrity”…”2024” - love the optimism.

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Our Q3 results will make up for the lackluster Q2 that was expected. Rest assured the team is working hard and solutions are in the works as I type. Looking like gold

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