This is a joke right? They find new creative ways to insult us. Boy oh boy those surveys should be a hoot!
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Why is it only till the end of September? It's not like the economy is going to magically get better then. Gas prices aren't going to stabilize by then. I figure it was another email from Semantini just to tease us. Marvin likes to raise employee spirits and then crush them. He is just a bad human being.
I would say the Turtle-time existential soul scrubber. I have seen this in use numerous times over the last few years, and it really gets the job done. It removes Lowe's employees souls with no lasting residue. Dang, its at a ridiculous price point right now with that extra 10 PRO cent off. Act now. Like Melvin, it ain't gonna last long!
I recommend Marvin's Good Attitude and Work Ethic Remover. Extra Strength Formula. It will scrub your joy away!