A 2% raise and get your bu-t back in the office in 15 days...Thanks for all the notice, by the way. With the prices of everything going up, this is effectively a pay decrease. Now I have to pay for fuel to the office, spend time in my car... Oh yeah, just in time for school to get out. Get those kids some $daycare.$
And for what? Let's not kid ourselves here, nobody's going to be in office the same days; we'll just be doing teams meetings from our desks. Your home office, at work. I guess it's better to see the sea of peons from their corner office instead of online.