State Farm Chocolate Cake Recipe:
- Tell everyone they have to move to a hub and reapply for their job.
- Dump all the experienced employees and high salaries for id--ts and low pay.
- Work them all to death/miserable, make them leave, and keep turnover at 40-60% to keep expenses down.
- Pandemic hits, close the rest of the offices and get ready to chop more people but you didn't anticipate the job market and people saying F-you to corporate America.
- Get rid of the pension for new hires. Reduce from 70K employees to 53.4K employees in 4 years. Rehire 10K people at a much lower salary with no pension and again, no 401K matches because people are broke trying to live in a hub/inflation.
- Get my 24 million dollar bonus! Rich bit-hessszzz! Suckers!!!! Thank you!!!!
- With the hiring of 10K new employees and 500+ new leaders you disguise this new transition/weed out since the "new future state model" is now a decade old and is now the old model again! (remember the staffing group decides where you go/who they want) A recession is coming and they know the labor market with tighten, you will have no choices and they will get back to their plan/schemes and lies!
- Make another pension change that appears to benefit employees but in reality encourages people to leave or retire earlier to reduce their pension liability. (last move before they freeze the pension or buy out anyone with tenure that they have not run off)
- After all the new employees are hired and leaders are placed where they want them, Execs will begin chopping people again, TMs, SMs, and CMs that they deem not appropriate for the "new model" that is coming. They just disguised it better this time!
- Continue to tell everyone it's Grandma's homemade chocolate cake but when you bite into it, it's another one of their sh-t cakes with tu-d icing and they tell you to shut up, eat it, and your are lucky we are feeding you anything at all!
- Come back here this time next year and read this post again! When they are laying off the undesirables! Get your finances ready!