Any tips available to share? I need to them climb up the ladder.
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Please stop posting all the secrets. Let the new people figure them out. Giving the inside info away could make more competition for us.
Just move to GE Greenville campus.a level of bu-t kissing that can't be explained. if even subjected to one session ,the senovial fluid of your spine might start to leak from the vacuum applied.proceed with caution new managers,most of the employees have been trained to react this way because of the lack of education or just plain ol self respect.
My moto is always become a fast fake friend. Get them out for drinks as soon as possible. Information will flow. You must learn to golf. When you get out for the first time with him or her ask for pointers on the game. Make sure you never play better than them but only on occasion. If you have a a boat or something they don't have invite your new boss out on it.
I don’t think you or anyone would want to succumb in what it truly takes unless you are a single breadwinner.
sometimes it ain't the bu-t you need to kiss
So smooch those cheeks my upwardly-mobile, ladder-climbing friends, but heed my warning not to fly to close to the sun.
There's some really great advice in the replies so far! I'd add "go to conference and steal a presenter's idea" or the far quicker "grab an idea from Youtube and present it as your own work".
This talk reminds me (pauses to wipe tears from eyes) of Buttkissing Hall of Famer , whose expert hindparts-smooching skills got him promoted to VP, and at the end, also CISO of Lighting. This legend's run came to an early end
one day when he was recalled from a class in Crotonville to be fired and escorted out of the building by security. I still reflect back on the nearly empty IT security policies and inept vulnerability management program he left behind. Sniff!
Volunteer for everything. Workouts, events, projects, etc. and act very enthusiastic while you’re involved. It doesn’t matter how irrelevant or minuscule the idea. Then exaggerate the results. No one cares and everyone has a short term memory anyways.
I can help with that. Google a answer to a problem and present it as an original idea to your boss. I do it all the time. They think I am a genius. Try it out yourself. It really does work.