Okay, XRX Investor Day is Wednesday, what bad or good news will we get?
We have stopped laying off as so many people are heading for the door voluntarily - so don't expect to hear about a charge for restructuring (ie getting rid of employees). What do you think we will hear that will impact us and our future as employees?
Well they did coin the word “Fittle”
WTF ….
on piles of cash
How do these people sleep at night?
@zyu+1fqLjhPx given how JV looked on the investor day call, he may not be above ground at mid year. he does not look healthy
Xerox ECs --> We think our stock is undervalued and here are the reasons you should invest
wallstreet --> immediate 5% decline in stock value.
Moving all Xerox sales, support and engineering to Ukraine effective immediately.
They're finally announcing new products from the Vader 3D acquisition.
The first will be called the Vader "Yoda". It's roughly 1/5 the size of the original Vader units and meant for desktop 3D printing. In EMEA this model will be sold as the "Jawa".
The second will be called the Vader "C3P". It will be more expensive, but able to translate all types of customer requirements into a finished product. In EMEA this model will be sold as the "R2".
The third will be called the Vader "Jabba" and is much larger, meant for production 3D printing. In EMEA this model will be sold as the "Bantha".
Orders for these new models are able to be placed at the Vader kiosk at Investor Day, online at www.3dprintingwillsavexerox.hope, or through your local sales agent.
** Supplies are currently on constraint
Product Launch… New bbq pork smoker for McDonalds McRib?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iaqy5KF9eU
Carl Icahn as part of his PR rehabilitation campaign as "America's Sexiest Billionaire Grandpa - and a damn fine guy - just in case there is a nether region" (He-l to the rest of us poor d-mb 'axes' who don't understand how options work) will announce that Tiny Tim Cratchit now all growed-up is the new CEO and will restore decent health care, 401K match, raises that are 50% of the inflation rate, and cruelty free pork sandwiches to the unclean masses.
In fairness to all, before they are laid off employees will be given limited time to train their outsourced replacements.
Cost savings will more than offset lost efficiency and production.
Burns coming back to turn the lights off to fulfill her dream. "I tried to rescue it, but the former leaders really dug me a ho-e so NOT MY FAULT" (yah)
That Xerox workers are overpaid and unproductive and Ursula Burns has been rehired to right the ship. Under her positive leadership Xerox well once again be able to purchase companies that lead away from Xerox strengths and become totally clueless.
If u stay at Xerox u will be fired.
We have effectively ki---d off everyone, and anything good, to come out of the Webster NY campus - that the 18 remaining staff in Webster at years end, will get a full expense paid relocation to India and the prevailing local wage to work for HCL as Level 1 product support specialists.
That we are exiting the Production / InkJet space - it will be sold off by year end, focus on core Office / Channel fulfillment products, a new partnership for equipment supplier (not Fuji).
JV to depart XRX by mid year.