Folks,
We value you. Dont feel disheartened.
I will give you a great raise like you have never seen before. Promotions to all the star performers in the team. I will make all your dreams come true. We have done some extraordinary work last year. See the last quarter results. This is the time to stay and grow at this company. I am here for next 100 years. Who all are with me? huh!
Yours falsely,
Peter, The Last Pirate @AIG