Ohhh thank you ohhh Savior Lord Tipsy for the $1500 bonus if we just don't quit! You are such a great and wonderful leader that inspires me to go to work everyday! We are sooo lucky to have you since you are such a visionary leader! The hubs were an awesome idea and totally trashing the best claim workforce in the industry was brilliant! I even love all the useless metrics and EOM even more. I really enjoyed being ReEOM'D!!!! Our competitors are still shaking especially since this is the first time in 20 years that we have outgrown Progressive! If you are keeping score it is still 1-20!
Seriously.....your only answer is to throw peanuts at the monkeys and pat them on the head and let them order an insulated cup! WOW...SFs answer to everything is an insulated cup, bag, hat or t-shirt. That will fix everything! Will I take the $1500... yes....did State Farm change anything, NO! You have to fix the reasons and problems... why turnover is approaching 50% in most areas in claims right now! $1500 is not going to do it! This place is a sh-thole, where Exec, lie, manipulate, con, and abuse it's workforce. You can take your $1500 and shove it!