Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Generally, any HQ is wherever the CEO wants to live.

I noticed that the ceilings in the cube have browned up…..looks like a good coating of Killz Primer is needed. Perhaps we should schedule our next day of caring there (?)

The cube is hollow, so it’s only fitting the airheads of Dallas will project leadersh!t from there.

The underground connector between the east and west of the cube floods whenever it rains heavily. So it ain't perfect, and yes, it stinks.

If it does stink, that's all the reason why the MC must sit in there.

And that's also all the reason why the cube pics are very powerful. It means they're leaving a place that looks nice outside, but is stinking inside.

Corners were obviously cut in all phases of the campus. The hallways are too narrow, not enough bathrooms, cappucino machines are rusting, etc.

The cube looks amazing and is impressive to look at. I loved the escalator, as ive never seen one that long before. But corners were cut to get it built. The ceiling is discolored throughout and it does not smell good.

I don't think the ceiling is damaged, but there is definitely something wrong with it. It looks like they just never finished it. I guess the swamp humidity could have damaged it though...

THE CUBE STINKS!!!! The ceiling has water damage all throughout and the rooms smell like a barnyard! No I’m not making this up!

Corners were cut on the design and build of the campus

The CUBE rules! Resistance is futile. My advice is to start drinking heavily.

Ok, the story about the dog is good. But this story is way better and is actually believable. I can definitely see the MC saying that they are literally taking back the cube to really own that faltering hashtag.

Bravo, OP! I think you nailed it. The MC is moving into the cube. In every future cube pic, you’ll be able to zoom way way in and see Durwood’s smiling face.