“The monument will serve as both a testament to the contributions of the former employees while also a somber reminder to current employees should they bring dishonor to the dear leader”, remarked Darren W, CEO.
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Can make it like the Sedlec Ossuary in Kutna Hora, Czechia. All the bones of our PIPed and laidoff comrades collected and maintained so as not to forget the pain and anguish imposed on them.
It will be called 'A Bone to Pick' - and you'll actually be able to pick out individual bones from your former comrades laid by the wayside. Maybe even your own.
Until inevitably it all crumbles down.
Much like the “million dollar oak tree” , management found something that was doing just fine, convinced themselves change was needed, took action, and ultimately ki---d the trees.
Just like the spirit at XOM…
The monument will be a blood stained altar where the Hipos start stabbing their underlings in the front rather than in the back in Aztec sungod outfits
and from the squalor of N3 could be heard a cry…”I volunteer as tribute!”