Share the stupidest titles of people not doing actual work, but in a self-servant role for maximum kiss a5s and visibility:
Culture Manager; Strategy Advisor; Anything with OIMS
OP - there are many titles listed in response to your question.
However, your own list seems quite limited and biased.
Stew on it.
Senior Technical Professional (STP).
A parking spot for failed management folks that never had technical skills.
The kind that get a rush sneaking out with a new box of Post-It notes in their bag.
Skype Monitoring Analyst - EMIT
Senior Principal Geoscientist
Principal Geoscientist
Department Head
Executive (to differentiate yourself from manager)
Tacking on “Regional” to your title to make yourself sound important.
Tacking on “Global” to your title to make yourself sound important.
Reread the concept of “bu-----t jobs”, developed by David Graeber.
Sustainability Advisor
ADT Chair
Global Manager (managing other managers)
".... Advisor"
Senior Principle Engineer.
You forgot, special assignment :).
Chief Executive Officer and Chairman