Michael Kors. To be replaced by Michael Coors
Ellen Tracy. To be replaced by Ellen Degeneres
Brahmin to be replaced by Ramen Noodles
Clinique to be replaced by Clinic Q
MAC to be replaced by MACK
Estée Lauder to be replaced by Estee Lauderdale
coach to be replaced by Business Class
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What they need is a robot to build them a new, HUUUGE store, as competition. They need a guy named Kline to run it, since Sly, his brother is dead and didn't matter, anyway, b/c he was "nothing more but a Coors Light lover!"
"Hear my wordsandpasssion: I will build a store that will be bigger and better than yours. I promise you that!"
Unfortunately, the robot got electrocuted. "Robot?!! N-Y-O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!"
But the plans for Pelk were successful enough to get a blueprint that looked a lot like Goody's. We just never got to see the thing in action!
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All that above looks like nonsense but at least 2 people will get it, if they read this board.
Ellen Degenerate's brand uses the initials: ED
ED also = Erectile Dysfunction. How appropriate.