Thread regarding Belk layoffs

These brands will pull out of Belk by Mid 2022

Michael Kors. To be replaced by Michael Coors
Ellen Tracy. To be replaced by Ellen Degeneres
Brahmin to be replaced by Ramen Noodles
Clinique to be replaced by Clinic Q
MAC to be replaced by MACK
Estée Lauder to be replaced by Estee Lauderdale
coach to be replaced by Business Class

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What they need is a robot to build them a new, HUUUGE store, as competition. They need a guy named Kline to run it, since Sly, his brother is dead and didn't matter, anyway, b/c he was "nothing more but a Coors Light lover!"

"Hear my wordsandpasssion: I will build a store that will be bigger and better than yours. I promise you that!"

Unfortunately, the robot got electrocuted. "Robot?!! N-Y-O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!"
But the plans for Pelk were successful enough to get a blueprint that looked a lot like Goody's. We just never got to see the thing in action!

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All that above looks like nonsense but at least 2 people will get it, if they read this board.

Ellen Degenerate's brand uses the initials: ED
ED also = Erectile Dysfunction. How appropriate.

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