Thread regarding Xerox Corp. layoffs

Time for motivation

Aren’t we overdue for a Johnny V. Motivational letter or email?
One team. Unless you don’t comply. One boat. Unless your not on the list.
One vision. Unless you look the other way.
One team. Unless you don’t take the shot and you cost more than an Android application.

I’m motivated. How bout You? I feel so valued. Sure glad they appreciate all the employees that did the work of twice that needed.

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We have been looking for you. 🚔
The xerox police. 👮🏻‍♀️🚨👮🏽‍♂️🚓 👮

Please call Johnny Visentine immediately and let’s discuss your last 3 weeks of GPS settings and call accuracy. Roll up your sleeve too.

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Post ID: @1sxz+1dEgGDEl

I work at Xerox and I break all of the rules daily just because I can. Then at the end of the day I laugh about the joke that this company has become. No customer that I know really appreciates the xerox name anymore because it’s nothing but a ghost of years past.

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Post ID: @zfk+1dEgGDEl

What a piece of work. A xerox tool.

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Post ID: @xod+1dEgGDEl

wahhh....wahhh....Johnny doesn't love me...wahhh. There, i fixed your original post.

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Post ID: @nzu+1dEgGDEl

Yeah we are all cry babies. That’s all we do. Go play some golf on company time at Xerox’s expense why don’t you.
You think you have this all figured out.
Boy are you in for a surprise.
Remember we are all in cahoots right?
Sure we are. Go away you foolish little child.

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Post ID: @gyv+1dEgGDEl

What, you mean to tell me the company has requirements that its employees must follow? Or they might not continued to be employed?

OMG, what a shock!

I long for the good old days when employees could get hired by and stay at a company without having to follow any of those ridiculous HR rules. Who's making all these rules, anyway? What makes them think they're the boss of me while I'm at work?

FREEDOM!

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