Our groovy jobs are safe and secure ladies and gentlemen. Huge gathering of the brightest minds in the business was gathered today in Yogi Bear country to address absurd rumors that we are closing down and that jobs will go to a 3rd party. Today we were told the good guys are winning and the very man himself is personally going to bat for us and work on getting us fair compensation!
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By far the d-mbest post in this site ever.
Xerox outsourced it's paper business years ago
I believe the game plan is to outsource EVERYTHING. Xerox will just be a paper company.
Where is yogi bear country?
If this is true and they did meet, you can probably guess this rumor must have some truth to it, if not why did they meet??
Maybe they ought to address that they don't have enough onshore people to handle the work that sales demands be done local and they don't have enough offshore people to handle the work sent there because they too are smart enough to leave this hellhole!!!
#offshoresmarterthanyouthink
#xeroxgoingdownthe toiletfasterthandiarrhea
I’ve been eating some edibles as well, I have feelings of elation that I know won’t last for long so I like to say things to make people happy even though I know there’s nothing that I can do. So people, put a smile on your faces. You know that you will never have or get anything, but you will at least have that fake smile.
SURE. Oh yeah. We will look out for your interests. SURE