Here comes the layoff do, do, do
Here comes the LR
And I say it's all right
Little darling, it's been a long warm lonely Summer
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Managers are already ranking bottom 5% for the oct-nov layoff. BU Revenues, politics and other factors are being used for ranking the bottom.
Check for signs and ask for your Individual performance factor IPF from your manager.
If whole group or product is affected by LR……… then you are not targeted.
This is the time Managers act like mafia and play politics.
"Here comes the layoff do, do, do" --> good thing you didn't pick a career in songwriting.
Get out!
Last year the job market was less robust. Now it's like 1995, super hot. Great time to collect an LR severance and to get a better job. Good luck! I hope you win the LR lottery.
Last year I almost had a stroke just thinking of getting LR’ed, this year I don’t care if it happens I am so burnt out.
I am the Walrus
Koo-Koo-Chuck-Choo