Frac with sewer water or maybe oil from other wells, run flares through Bitcoin mining rigs, drill from surface to TD without casing, drill everything with air-no mud ever, water well rigs have cheaper day rates than oil drilling rigs, fire everyone and hire every job turnkey, fire experience & hire inexperience, AirBnb the empty office space, mandate each employee robs a li---r store every Friday (most cash in register), charge for parking, salaries commensurate to oil prices (adjusted daily), pay vendors at 360 days (what’re they gonna do about it?), frac while you drill (drilling rigs have pumps) and produce while you frac (from rig choke to separator), give paid tours on drilling & completion locations, etc.
We need more ideas. Blue chip.