Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Kinda funny Kinda sad: Even the tipsy-tops EM lobbyists can't be intelligent

The below article is no surprise.
Consistent the way through what we've all seen and continue to see.
Incompetence has no limitations when you are fading away...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/30/exxonmobil-lobbyists-oil-giant-carbon-tax-pr-ploy

Love the little dig near the end:
"Carbon Capture" to be paid for by US citizen's tax dollars.
And then abandoned of course.

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With so many distractions from Irving these days - 401 K Street to Dallas Opera schedule reveal - is it a wonder we can all keep the wigs on!

Is there a blood pressure monitor for the corporate socialist entity that we are?
I'd call the 911, Alice, cause Ralph can't drive the bus to the emergency room.
Or - more current - Fleety is run out of Sponge-Jobs.
And this just now in: Best if Used By dates are a con. Eat it.

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Post ID: @2oew+1bBVVoFV

His supervisor should be checking if he has completed his cyber security training!

And soon we will have guidelines from the corporation on what to watch out for when we go for interviews.

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Post ID: @1ggx+1bBVVoFV

The recording is on y0utube.
My favorite quote - from the current lobbyist:
I must admit I am not a great lover - maybe average. But there are those few occasions, special ones, where everything falls into place for both of us.
And the greatest joy is when my sprawling exhausted partner says:
'That one's on the house.'

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Post ID: @1upt+1bBVVoFV

Of course DW will claim that lobbyist was only a low level, know-nothing employee.
Shameless liars.
No integrity left.
No honor among thieves.

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Post ID: @1yxv+1bBVVoFV

Sizzzzzurp

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Post ID: @1vyq+1bBVVoFV

Maybe I been watching too much UEFA - but this is an Own Goal, right?
Keep an eye on this brilliant EM Swamp navigator.
Fed to the gators, more likely.

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Post ID: @1cir+1bBVVoFV

And then the VP of Low Carbon “solutions” asked for $100 carbon “credit” (handout, welfare) to start capturing. Lmao.
There is no shame left.

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Post ID: @1bda+1bBVVoFV

Well, well, an well. At least ExxonMobil is consistent. Lies to its employees, lies to its shareholders, lies to the press. Lies, lies and more lies. One thing you can count on then, it that everything that comes out of an ExxonMobil mouth Manager, Executive and above is one lie and after another and they gotten so good at it, it is impossible to read their lying body language so the only possible assumption is that everything is a lie. Only exception being your PIPED. WINNING

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