Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

COP town halls

Has anything useful ever come out of any of our town halls?

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I get to catch up on some sleep.

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Post ID: @1odg+1amx5BKj

Reconfirm who all the 'nosers are, as they give longwinded company and or self praise prior to them asking their softball question.

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Post ID: @1hdy+1amx5BKj

lots of buzzwords. Count the number of "value propositions"

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Post ID: @1iey+1amx5BKj

Do a shot every time Champ tells you what a great job he is doing and mentions the balance sheet.

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Post ID: @xuq+1amx5BKj

I always like badging into meetings in BVille.

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Post ID: @pes+1amx5BKj

There used to be free cookies and coffee and plenty of laughs with punchlines like: “There are no scheduled layoffs.”
Otherwise it’s the same old corporate platitudes an empty words. A good way to waste an hour that might otherwise be spent doing something less useful like sitting through another soft skills short course.

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Post ID: @ikd+1amx5BKj

I find them soothing after or regularly scheduled annual layoff

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Post ID: @buq+1amx5BKj

I can't think of a single thing, but maybe somebody can enlighten me.

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