WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
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I believe you have my stapler.
Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
Uh oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the stairwell, that way my boss can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work. The thing is, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation. Now, if I work my butt off and ConocoPhillips produces a few extra barrels, I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing. I have eight different bosses right now! Eight. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different
people coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation, not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.
Ummmm.....yeah that’d be great.
We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday
Human Beings Were Not Meant To Sit In Little Cubicles Staring At Computer Screens All Day, Filling Out Useless Forms And Listening To Eight Different Bosses Drone On About Mission Statements!
Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
a load on a pc? don't sound too good lol. sorry hope that made someone laugh. we got to laugh to keep from crying.
You JUMP...to conclusions!
I’d Say, In A Given Week, I Probably Only Do About Fifteen Minutes Of Real, Actual Work.