Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

The Sound of Silence (an oldie but a goodie)

Hello layoffs, my old friend

It's time to fret 'bout you again

Management's vision of who they're keeping

Exploration cuts will be sweeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of silence

To those above it all is known

But to us no clues are shown

Our fearless leader looks like Champ

Whammy! He has us in a prison camp

Not knowing exactly which ones of us he will smite

Has us in fright

Because the sound of silence

We all fear that they will chainsaw

A half thousand jobs, likely more

Bosses talking without speaking

Workers hearing without listening

We wrote this song that voices never share

Still no one dared

Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know

Silence like a cancer grows

Hear my words that I might teach you

Take my arms that I might reach you

But my words, like silent raindrops fell

And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed

That off they will not be laid

And the sign flashed out its warning

That this company's transforming

And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on thelayoff.com walls

And bathroom stalls

And whispered in the sounds of silence

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How do you know the OP isn't the current innovation manager?

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Post ID: @1utl+19dj5ONE

The OP should be our innovation manager.

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Post ID: @1bwh+19dj5ONE

Awesome and sadly spot on

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Post ID: @vss+19dj5ONE

Bravo

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