Thread regarding Imperial Oil Limited layoffs

Tiger Den Idea

I am forced to submit a Tiger's Den idea after being motivated at the exciting Employee Forum today. Annual savings of $20M or more

Replace Brad with WALL-E.... but an upgraded one which can receive on-the-air updates from Dallas so that he can have the same updated charts to show us and shower us with the same intelligence.

Replace Simon with PAULIE.... who can parrot the end of every year how miserable the commodity prices have been resulting in the Upstream loss, and then beginning of every year how we are going to burn a few billions more and make Kearl profitable

Lets put Sherri on Hermes on the way to Mars, and let her rule from there, she is still new to this and staying away from the crew for sometime may be our best chance for our survival...

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Can’t stop laughing, you forgot John W, didn’t even know he existed until the layoffs end of last year.
I have always said this company can save tens of millions by eliminating all the VPs and similar positions and let the org chart feed directly into Exxon.
A bunch of useless puppets and slaves that you don’t hear from except when echoing what their superiors in Exxon give them every employee forum.
I had a “senior manager” during the layoffs last year who couldn’t speak a word while his Exxon superior was reading the layoff script.
Was Brad able to say his name or did he need to look into the paper in front of him? He might have needed permission from Darren

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Exxon Executive can run directly Imperial. Separate executives are burden for Imperial. 50% Mangers / Supervisors need to be fired as they are offshoring everything. Site folks can directly work with cheap overseas folks. Why the heck they need so many supervisors in Calgary? Company shouldn’t feed these clowns for their business practice lectures. Everything is in the computer. QP campus will be redundant within a short time.

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Post ID: @1brz+19LZaVbl

Spot on....so glad they froze their salaries.....

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