Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

IT Buzzword Bingo, version MMXXI

Today's IT buzzword is Evolve. It means that IT leadership will shrink here and grow there making it look like something new has emerged. But it's the same people sitting at the top and middle levels of the IT food chain shuffling themselves around while waiting for the Chief Incompetence Officer to retire so they can all fight for his job.

Meanwhile, the folks who actually keep IT running, despite the endless string of head-scratching ITLT decisions, are all wondering how they're going to fit 48 hours of work into a 24 hour day when another person who holds key operational knowledge is shown the door and an unskilled replacement is magically expected to absorb that knowledge by simply showing up for work the next day.

Our IT department has gotten worse every day since May 1, 2012 and it will not get better until the guy at the top floats off under his golden parachute. Hopefully that will happen soon enough that what's left of a decimated IT department can be salvaged.

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Post ID: @OP+18RZt2Iq

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Clearly written by a person in Oklahoma.
If you were any good at IT you'd know you could jump ship at anytime due to the shortage of skilled IT workers across the country. Seems like you hate your job and hate your colleagues & managers, so why stay?
Unless of course you are in Bartlesville, where change is hard, and nobody else is hiring. In that case you should stick it out and endlessly complain about all dem skool grads and their new fangled IT stuff making your life hard.

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Post ID: @ilbg+18RZt2Iq

Please please please bring back the IT we lost in 2011. It was the best.
I sympathize with the original poster that today's technology is too fancy and we need to bring back the stability of how we had it before all these changes started happening.
The day COP retired our mainframe was the day we all died inside.

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Post ID: @iuxy+18RZt2Iq

The reply below is why COP is in deep doodoo. IT living in the 90s, and confusing DevOps with day to day oil and gas computing.

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Post ID: @hwcp+18RZt2Iq

Back in 1990s the standard DevOps requirement from Intel. Reboot machine every morning. This is why the climate/weather boys and girls came up with "checkpoint/restart" capabilities in their code. Every 15 minutes or so, the entire state of memory would be "snapshotted" to disk. When the codes were pushed beyond 8 machines, this became the bottleneck so that the I/O had to be "tuned". But at the end of the day at a minimum only 15 minutes + human time to figure out how to restart....was all that was lost. The O&G boys and girls say screw it, we can just restart jobs and leave it up to the humans to figure out how to infill missing data.

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Post ID: @foon+18RZt2Iq

Did Pepper the Penguin roll out this buzzword?

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Post ID: @eqfq+18RZt2Iq

Wow so little has changed since I left May 1, 2012!

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Post ID: @4bcy+18RZt2Iq

Call it what it really is instead of some bull sh:t buzzword that someone is gloating about just because they came up with it. It's simply decentralization of IT, period! This is going to be the biggest cluster of them all. Then when they figure out that they f'd up, they'll scatter with no one taking the blame as usual after turning everyone's lives upside down and probably even ruining peoples lives.

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Post ID: @4rwb+18RZt2Iq

"and the seeming endless need for restarts"

Perfect metaphor for this company's history.

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Post ID: @1jll+18RZt2Iq

Google won’t hire from oil and gas we are the bad guys to them. To keep your computer running plug it in, when you notice after several hours it stops that means the battery is dead. Smile you got this cop management!

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Post ID: @1iyf+18RZt2Iq

Maybe the IT focus should be on keeping the computers running and not trying to be devs. If you weren't good enough to get hired by Google in the first place maybe leave that to them.

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Post ID: @1fqy+18RZt2Iq

and the seeming endless need for restarts

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Post ID: @1dyr+18RZt2Iq

It’s amazing how much bloated junk IT has installed on everyone’s computer in the name of security, so that they can then justify their existence by troubleshooting all these slow machines while reprimanding everyone for not restarting their blade at the end of the working day.

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