From the sounds of it the shareholders have been keeping ther eye on this site.
The top of the top is going to ship a few of the LG3+ back to the unemployment line and it sounds like they will be targeting posters on this site for the backfills. Go ahead and send a note to your local HR contact telling them you're an active poster on the layoff site and you hate your job and you are willing to take the LG3 role that is about to be vacant so you and your other part time route sales buddies can go from taking care of Albertsons to running this circus and we can finally sell some chips.