I remember two San Jose folks who took the 2011 deal selling their homes and taking the ER $ and "R"etiring. Legitimately. Sounds like this ain't that..
My neighbor was offered the ER. I was LR'd three years ago. Essentially the current ER seems to be on par with a 2017-ish LR payout.
Call it LR+ perhaps.
Try to laugh about it all. You will make it through.