Thread regarding Hertz layoffs

Here is the detailed plan for recovery...
Payout Kathy massive golden parachute to resign-Check
Promote 2nd in charge responsible for failure to new CEO-Check
Take on the payroll of 2 CEOs-Check
Have last few salaried managers act as minimum wage delivery drivers for Party City-Check
Sell off Hertz branded Centenial Corvettes- In Process
Hire and pay high priced consulting firm to dig us out of this sh–!-Check
Squeeze every penny from employees still here-Check
Ensure senior leadership compensation stays in tact, board voting on raises for them- Check
Close more locations and start next round of layoffs-Check