Keep an eye out for undercover news reporters in your stores, they even tried to track down Marvin Ellison during all this without any luck.
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It would be funny if they go scorched earth on Marvin and his minions!
Marvin doesn’t exist. He’s an avatar for the hedge fund.
They were in my store using iPhone 11 pros to capture video footage.
As for Marvin last I heard he was spotted in Wyoming; the state with the fewest deaths. I understand that there is a new TV show in the works called “Where in the World is Marvin Ellison.” Other concepts were considered including a game show called “Profits Before People” or “PBP” and “Did he really say that?” Also a game show where contestants compete for prizes by knowing who said what in Lowe’s land. Look for these shows and more on your training room TV and steaming to your department computer soon.