This could spell disaster
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Thank the Gov-nuh McMast-uh for letting this happen. All that malarkey about "meashuh twaace an' cut wunce" and "shlow and shteady wins a ray-ace".. He jumped in and decided to open everything really quickly even though his useless health advisor admitted that the infection data did not show sufficient decline to warrant "flipping the switch" which, despite reassurance that that term does not apply, is what was done.
He's gonna "acc-sullah-rate" the "eh-con-ah-meh" alright, and put people right into the hospital and then the ground.
The Gov-nuh should join forces with Sycamore and Belk.. they could be a real pow-uh tea-um!!
Hopefully the director of stores will catch the virus
Steps will be taken to ensure that all credit card transactions and check payments clear before any customer becomes gravely ill.