Drum roll for the funny stuff at Hertz:
- OJ is still the face of the company.
- The Six Sigma garbage
- Pick pocketing customers at the counter, and then grading this aptitude through NPS scores.
- Ordering millions of $$$ of polyester poor fitting suits for your low life CE and Management staff.
- Renting out 300's and Caddies to locals. (Nothing like the smell of purple kush when picking up clients)
- Overbooking R reservations on weekends and watching a FM learn the trade of magically making the Dodge Journey an R class.
- Not answering the phone at the counter.
- Watching FMs add a few sticky fingerprints to the windows of Platinum cars before they head out at the end of their shifts.
- Transporters turning up the radio volume to the highest decibel so PC members can get a jolt of the latest Hip Hop tracks when they fire up the low mileage Camry.
- DASH
- Progress on C2C
- Unattached cars going out the exit gates.
- Paul's weekly conference calls.
- What's said on mute during Paul's weekly conference calls.
- Any employee that invests more than a couple of years with the company.
- Freshwave as an odor concealer
- Erroneous Hot Holds (This one not so funny)
- FMs leaving a bag of half eaten fast food under the seat, and then tracking which contract will leave a NPS complaint.
- Quarterly earnings statement.
All in good fun before the lights turnoff for good?