youre an id–t. appliances break down, pipes leak, electrical issues, all kinds of parts for home repairs, roofs that suddenly develop a leak. heck even a furnace/AC that needs a new air filter can be a big deal as it shortens the life of the unit if not changed regularly. smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detectors, light bulbs...the list goes on and on what seems like innocuous products that once you actually didnt have the ability to change them, add them, replace them the quality of home life begins to suffer. lowes and HD have fema designations for a reason....you must either be a cashier, or live in an apartment or something to not get that when homeowners need to fix something they tend to end up in HD or lowes.
but yeah...go to paint brushes and hatchets you stooge.