Thread regarding National Oilwell Varco Inc. layoffs

Check you bank account. We got paid. Thank you to the Elf and his team for fudging the numbers enough to get us some extra CASH!!!

Mall Cop is happy, wait till he shows up with a new jacket and he finally ditches his off white nursing shoes.

P–p in one hand, hope in the other..
Post your results.

Sounds about right. Still figuring out what number we fit in. However, as mentioned in another post, we do know from one talkative mall cop with "inside information", which is code for his daddy Englishman, that we will be getting a small one next week once the "We are on the right track to recovery wink wink" Quarterly results come out. Hope for once in his glorified gossip queen career, he is right. We can use any bonus right now.

When it comes to rewards, you can categorize it on the scale of winners to losers. Which number are you?

1. Top Executives with negative performance but getting away with big bonus.
2. Top Executives with negative performance but getting away with small or no bonus.
3. Top Executives with neutral performance yet getting away with big bonus.
4. Top Executives with neutral performance and getting small or no bonus.
5. Top Executives with positive performance and getting big bonus.
6. Top Executives with positive performance and getting small or no bonus.
7. Managers with negative performance but getting away with any bonus.
8. Managers with negative performance and getting no bonus.
9. Managers with neutral performance yet getting any bonus.
10. Managers with neutral performance and getting no bonus.
11. Managers who worked hard and getting any bonuses.
12. Salaried Employees who worked less than average but getting any bonus.
13. Salaried Employees who worked less than average and getting no bonus.
14. Salaried Employees who worked on average but getting any bonus.
15. Salaried Employees who worked hard and getting any bonus.
16. Salaried Employees who worked on average and getting no bonus.
17. Managers who worked hard and getting no bonus.
18. Salaried Exempt Employees who worked hard and getting no bonus.
19. Hourly Employees who worked less than average (they don't get bonus anyway).
20. Hourly Employees who worked on average.
21. Hourly Employees who worked hard with no rewards in return.
22. Hourly Employees who gave everything to keep the company afloat, yet no rewards.
23. Hourly Employees who gave everything to keep the company afloat, yet in the line of layoffs.

Lol