Thread regarding State Farm Insurance layoffs

Free water cups made this company great. Time to bring them back.

Let me take you on a journey. The year is 2015, and there are free water cups stacked to the ceiling in the corporate cafeteria. SF is adding more autos than geico and progressive combined, and Bloomington IL is absolutely THRIVING. The housing market has never been better, and plans are being laid out to extend “the grove” neighborhood all the way to downs.

Then one day everything changed. The majestic stacks of papers cups were hidden behind a sign reading “please pay for cups at the register.” Immediately, our competitors got stronger, we became weaker, and the glue holding the cardboard houses under construction at grove 2 began to melt.

Now is the time to restore balance to the universe. To regain the SF swagger of the past, and to create a local economy so strong that truckloads of bricks start flowing back into the residential construction market. Now is the time to bring them back. Free paper cups - we need you.

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It actually started with taking the clocks off the wall in Regional Offices bc they required batteries and "you have a clock on your desktop."

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Post ID: @fyhz+10OfpmAg

No more forks or spoons whats next paid parking at op centers!

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Post ID: @5dts+10OfpmAg

Not all VPs are bad, Winter Haven Lead Where you Live senior managers paid for office coffee but shhhh

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Post ID: @5jbc+10OfpmAg

Toilet paper is gone too, can someone say Mad Cow

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Post ID: @2aqs+10OfpmAg

95 yrs of providing the promise. Building the best reputation in the industry. All destroyed in 3 yrs. Now SF is laughing stock. 4th worse insurance company in U.S...Leadership lining their pockets while SF burns...These are sad times bros. No worries I'm sure,the melenial workforce will bring SF back to its former glory...if you offer free snacks, video games in break room, and a vaping area....Ahhhhhahahahahahahahaha.

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Post ID: @1crp+10OfpmAg

2 or 3 years ago they gave me a free vacuum insulated water cup what more can I ask for?

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Post ID: @otm+10OfpmAg

@czz

Hey Captain Literal, it's not about the cups.

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Post ID: @qlz+10OfpmAg

Just bring you’re own cup, good lord.

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Post ID: @czz+10OfpmAg

Hey you have Dixie cups at the drinking fountain. Just pray that they don't take away the double ply again.

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Post ID: @haa+10OfpmAg

Paper cups were actually our last perq. Now that they’re gone, we have nothing left.

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