Yep. Sept 10th - Lay-offs happened.
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Rumor not true. There will not be any layoffs this year. We need every employee so we can turn this company around.
More Senn Delaney and spiderweb culture training for all?? LOL. That would be about the level of crazy the execs would come up with to stabilize the company.
Oh no! That’s not good! How will we survive?
Well damn they won’t even be able to afford a severance package when they can our asses
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What is the rumor? I guess I’m out of the loop.
Yes. It was not supposed to get out but obviously it has. I will go ahead and take this time to put everyone’s minds at ease. In September on the 10th day the axe man will open the 7th seal and unleash the apocalypse on campus. And behold two pale horses will ride through campus and on the horses sit two creatures. One creature will have a bullhorn announcing “the axe man cometh. Hide your wives, hide your children, because the axe man is taking everything”. The second creature will have a book and in the book is a list of names. It is the names of all of those that did not donate to the FED PAC, United Way, nor contributed their Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Soul for the better good of all humanity. I hope this clears everything up. Peace ✌️
They are real and spectacular.
Yes both are true.