So it is no surprise the inhumane-HR layoff team has been working fast and furious in preparing all the documents for the coming layoffs. Now a new twist has added extreme urgency to their work. With hurricane Dorian, an expected Cat-4 hurricane about to slam into south Florida, the layoff team is being told to speed up the work in case offices are closed due to weather. Recall the offices had to shutdown for many days during the last hurricane and the ELT, EVPs, SVPs, VPs, want to complete the layoffs as soon as possible
This will be a nail biter weekend for our comrades across the world due to this weather delay.
Everyone in Florida, our prayers are with you, listen to the emergency evacuation authorities, and above all stay safe yourselves and your families.
God bless
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We’ve always had travel freezes, this is nothing new
We have travel restrictions and headcount freezes in many departments.
Something will happen.
Just because the author mentioned Dorian to be Cat-4 and you believe it’s Cat-3, does not make it a fiction story. :p
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