Do you know what your Congressman is doing? How many of you know the Republicans just voted to fund Obamacare and Planned Parenthood? Of course you morons that still believe in the Republican Party and spit out their lies to potential donors will... — read more 

Go out and make something of it!

Employees showing up to work on time Wednesday will get a very special brownie. We no longer will provide joints, as one of the accountants in the neighboring building got a contact high last week from the cloud coming from our parking area.

Is it true that Strategic will soon be fundraising for this group? Or was a coworker just giving me crap? I really have a problem with it if we do.

Methfield calls LDS cultists. Methfield doesn't like that the new head cheese is Italian. Methfield needs to be shut down for these degrading attitudes about our bosses.

We will be closing street the election.

I've been up all night, and have to go in today. If I were in Missouri, there would be illegal stimulants in the parking lot to keep me awake.

I'll be baked when I get there at noon, and will be munching my special brownies during breaks.

We are being encouraged to work extra hours. That's awesome. On the record, they're giving us gas cards on top of overtime pay. Off the record, the TLs are letting us do lines with them to keep us energized. This is a great job.

Oshkosh's last day will be Sunday, November 2, 2015, as that's the end of the payroll week right before the election. Springfield will stay open through Sunday, December 21, 2014, to call donors who make their charitable contributions at the end of... — read more 

but you methheads in Springfield can come in if you like

This is the date you can take to the bank. Or in this case, the unemployment line.

Bah humbug

Having bad dreams. Can't sleep. I know we are all going to be looking for jobs after Halloween.

We are closing. No Halloween festivities for the methed out freaks with the pumped up kicks.

First I will admit I hate working at Strategic, and many times have jokingly considered jumping from the top of Court Tower. But this constant bullshit of a new closing date every week needs to STOP. We have plenty of inventory for Springfield... — read more 

I am going to out-fundraise all you mother fers today. I'm high as a fing kite.

http://www.cherwell.org/lifestyle/features/2011/08/22/the-secret-diary-of-a-call-centre-worker

Hey inbred hillbillies, do just the right combo, and you can stay awake all the way until they close you down. It's not long now.

See last week's entry for details. Nothing has changed.

Unfair that SPIFs aren't available to all PFRs

Let's meet in the usual spot and times to burn avfew fatties to ease our telemarketing misery.

PNP in the parking lots all day long.

Back by popular demand, employees at Oshkosh and Methfield will each get a joint for showing up to work on time. These will be handed out during Intro. And you will all get a Coach code to go outside and smoke it. Logan employees will get chocolate... — read more 

Methed out hillbilly junction and let Wisconsin stand alone as the best

Just following a theme here ...

The meth dealers in the parking lot of my new job charge more.

Another Fing Friday at a Failing Fing company. I am a F***ing Failure.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44

Or can we call in for inventory before we get sent home

Because they were sick of not getting hours

And look for a job

Let's have a contest to see who can submit the best Strategic obituary.

Business will be booming, as four northeastern states hold their primaries today; the only ones that remained. Those state parties (Delaware, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Rhode Island) will be beating down Strategic's door to call their donors... — read more