Get your twerk on Tuesday. We will have the largest twerking contest in the history of employement events on Tuesday. Prizes for the sluttiest moves! As a special bonus Strategic invited Jessica Vanessa, twerking legend and former Kindergarten... — read more 

Due to excellent performance by cheeseheads and methheads this week, the company is offering a new incentive on Friday. For every fifth pledge you receive on credit card, or every eight mailed, you get a rock to smoke. This is good stuff. You will... — read more 

Since it's apparent Strategic has a high rate of alcoholism based on recent comments demanding beer as spiffs, we have decided to give employees the option to be paid by greenbacks or Milwaukee's Best. If you choose beer for your hourly pay, you will... — read more 

It was such a hit last week with Rob's special brownies that we are doing it again. Show up to work on time, and enjoy the best breakfast in Wisconsin. Methfield folks will be tweaking on their own, so they won't need this incentive. Corporate HQ... — read more 

Oh don't ask why, oh don't ask why,oh show me the way to the next whiskey bar, oh don't ask why, oh don't ask why. For if we don't find The next whisky bar before I make the next fundraising call I tell you I might die I tell you, I tell you I tell... — read more 

Are we working

Our we are striking!

Spiffs for Missouri will include a Missouri brew beer, Natural Light, instead of Milwaukee's best. Missouri PFRs felt Strategic management was showing a bias towards Oshkosh for offering Milwaukee's Best for this week's spiff. Missouri PFRs for every... — read more 

Spiff will change this week to cases of Milwaukee's Best beer.

Should be against the law. My Oshkosh brothers we need a union.

Go braless on Oct 13 for national breast cancer awareness day. Strategic will be giving a $50 gift card to the best ta tas.

But that makes it no different than any other day. I'm a loser in a big room full of losers. Others might think I'm nuts to feel this way, as I kick ass with a 13-week P.I. average way above 100. Just because I give it an honest effort and do it well... — read more 

A bunch of new charities are hiring Strategic to do their soliciting. We'll be making big money guilting little old ladies out of their life savings for worthless causes. We were chosen because we are the best at bankrupting the elderly.

In light of a recent incident all Oshkosh employees must attend a sexual harassment workshop on Monday at 8 a.m.

Let's post some names of PFRs and vote hot or not. Who shall go first?

The word here in Logan is that the company will begin raising money for the Democrats and other liberal groups after the first of the year. The contracts are set to be signed after the elections. The calls will not be made from the same centers as... — read more 

Come to work early gals

We need softer tp in the restrooms

Looking for my lost vile of drugs Some people claim that there is a donor to blame but I know it is Strategics fault

All the rest of you long to be me

Free shots to all Oshkosh callers who show up for their scheduled shifts. Methfield callers will have their usual Tweaker Thursday, which is like every other day.

We hear you are closing. We are offering $600 sign on bonuses. Teletech

Wiyh the Ebola threat looming combined with the fact some disgusting people violate Strategic bathrooms we need cleaner standards.

November 3, 2014 and December 31, 2014. You'll just have to guess which date applies to which location. I'm an ass like that.

For fear of Ebola, I will not be participating.

Election are almost here. That means we are nearing the end for Springfield and Oshkosh.

My P.I. is going to suck. But I don't care when I'm f***ed up, which is all the time these days.

So sick of fundraising and got to get ready for the Badgers on Saturday. Game day party at my place.

Which makes Oshkosh disposable

Methfield is going down.

Don't you forget that METHFIELD

So your whiny asses have something to complain about in order to keep them giving.

Get ready to jump into the unemployment line you losers!

Let's get it started in here at the endless brownie delight buffet.