@OP Tell Elon to go pound sand. He is a successful entrepreneur, but he is not the one designing the Teslas, the "laptop class" is. How many managers don't add anything to the processes but issues, and end earning more than the "laptop class"? Remote work is one way to compensate certain type of technical workers, specially when they are cheated from fair salaries.
I'll tell you a true story. I was tired of working for big corporations, and started looking for an smaller company, thinking it would provide me with more flexibility. I got an interview with the owner of a medium sized company. I had all the technical requirements that he needed and more, so we started talking about what I wanted.
Flexibility? Yes, you can start at 7, 8 or 9 am and work your 8 hours, but you cannot "recover" lost time or "bank" hours for another day. WFH? No, you need to come to the office. Why? is the office inside the datacenter? No, we access remotely most of the equipment from the office. Do I need to come to the office during on call hours? No, you can remotely access the datacenter from your house. If coming to the office is not a technical issue, as the owner, can you do an exception for me? No.
So then he asked me how much and I told him about 20K above the posted salary range. He said that was too much. I said well, I have to drive to the office every day, that means I have to pay for dry cleaning, eating out, fuel, car maintenance, tires, plus the time I'll spend behind the wheel instead of behind a computer screen. Or I could accept his pay range and work from home, because I would have then less expenses. He laughed and said "Good luck getting that amount". I laughed back and told him I was already getting paid that in the corporate job I had (which was true). Yeah, I didn't get the job, but I didn't want it with those restrictions.
Well, when I started at Ford years ago, I was getting paid a fair amount for the weekly 40 hours of my quality work. The problem is it happened years ago, and the raises had not kept with the pace of inflation. So while technically I am making a little bit more than when I started, I am actually having less after paying for the same expenses I had before. To compound the issue, my team lost some of its members (laid off) and now I'm saddled with more responsibilities and workload.
Therefore, no RTO for me. I am not interested in this job with the RTO restrictions. If I am pressed to comeback, I'll send the laptop back and I'll get a laptop from another company. After all, as Elon said, I am part of the "laptop class", as much as he is part of the a-hole class. Talk is cheap. Pony up enough money for me to RTO, or get lost.