Wonder what time my work wife will come over on father's day. Maybe I can squeeze a quick piece before her husband notices she's gone. Too bad the Admin Building got rid of the couch...it was always good for a Saturday afternoon quickie...nobody... — read more 

and theres a rat with gnip wearing a welding helmet,WHO COULD THAT BE ????

yes!its friday another weekend of drinking and planning layoffs. well i have to go, here comes GNIP with my pizza.

I've just changed my name to conform with upper management.

I thought the rat wore sweatpants!

where is my tricycle parking spot?

how do all the good employees let these cheese eatin mother f***ers survive in the plant!DROP something on their heads.after 1 or 2 the rest of the rats will get the message

I thought I was in the running to be your pet rat? Cheesecake anyone??

i wish i had my own little rat, maybe he could teach me how to do crossword puzzles, while sitting on the shitter.

theres 2 kings, but only 1 RAT!!!!!!

Which crossword king? Isn't there 2?

i think it was the crossword king squeezing gnips semen out of his ass

maybe its the guy who can't do a tag out without f***in it up...hello dum dum

dont talk about my partner like that!!!!!

maybe it was the guy doing crossword puzzles on the shitter

Thought it was the guy squeezing spider semen out of his nose.

and all the while we thought bunt was the RAT!!!!!!

not only am i a certified welder, iam also a certified gnip rat, i spend more time in his office than he does.

Tearing down 2 buildings should fix the problems at Roseton/Danskammer. He may be on to something. What will become of the Royal Shithouse? Where will Little Miss HR lady swap out her feminine napkin?

the company dr cant be too bright if gnip and company still have their jobs. they couldnt run a lemonade stand

Better clean your offices up...the company dr. will be back---man he's so smart. Good thing he's here...otherwise who else would point out that there are too many dumpsters on the property. He must be able to look over all of our financial statements... — read more 

Maybe we can really save some taxes if we tear down the plants and keep the HR buildings... we DID just spend 50K on the royal shitters...shame to see that go to waste. Since the CEO doesn't know anything about generation...we may as well scrap the... — read more 

another weekend of drinking,and more layoffs planed!gee i love my job!

What exactly happened to me? I bet I'm headed to sweet bonus land!

The only thing wrong about drinking like there's no tomorrow is when there actually is a tomorrow. At least I blindly followed Double H's instructions to obliterate Operations to save my job. If i can creep along to retirement...nothing else matters!

See this boss?!?! Do i get a bonus for bringing this to your attention. Cheesecake anyone??? I am such a fake and a bitch ass douche...I should skyrocket to the top!

Man I'm still sweatin out the toxins of this past weekend. Makes me want to do more lying and stomping around the office. Brad Tomway, I could also use another Blumpkin! Get in my office now!

turn off the lights, the party is over,at least until i get home tonight.maybe ill have a little taste at work today.

what soul? one more day of drinking!! Is that GNIP delivering my Pizza?

Man I wish this guy would give it a break...I'm in the condition of livers that have been dead for 10 years! But if you think I'm in bad shape...you should take a peek at his SOUL!

cocktails anyone? two more days of drinking!!!

maybe they'll keep on flyin thier old bag from the midwest to blow smoke on how they are trying to do the right thing and all that b.s. All they care about is stock price. That's her reason for coming to Newburgh...because the yahoo finance boards... — read more 

Don't for get to try DIET DIRT COLA...same great taste...zero calories and not to mention zero class!

this is great!three days of drinking, drinking, drinking,

enjoy your OT RATS! no more commments cuz you aint worth the breath!

they have finally beaten us all into submission, no more comments?

Houston Time 3:49

but where will some employees end up in there new careers?antalek, a health inspector for toilet seats? petronella, and somer,wal-mart greeters?leavy,taste tester for hersheys chocolate?

Oh man...June 15th! Thats only a couple weeks away....at least I'll get 26 weeks severance.

There's some good jobs opening up in OUR department of trash testing...we'd like people to stuff our trash bags with one or more of the following: Dumb ass op-order revisions, more dumb f***ing check sheets, your dip shit memos, petitions to have... — read more