The Retarded ones are most likely from Management.

This is the best board ever. Half of the folks are funny as hell, the other half is retarded. Still worth following though...

By "All the good guys I worked with" I'm sure you mean all of those a ss kissers that told you exactly what you wanted to hear and the rats who sold out their own to get promoted...what about the biggest a ss kisser you promoted and defended his... — read more 

Having a great time, everything is going well and I want to thank you for the early retirement gift. I wish the best for all the good guys that I worked with. The rest of you can ESAD. Priceless

Grass grew 4 mm...somebody call dum dum

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Lets see if we can work the numbers and apply the same common sense approach to reducing costs to management. Let's figure that your typical management doosh makes 100k a year, thats about 1923 a week, breaking down to about 48.7 an hour, approx 80... — read more 

why not have fat andy and mve just graze like cattle on the lawns, when they get done munching there will be nothing but rock. but if they get hungry enough that will be gone.

How's the lawn coming?...What's that? we're online?...I'll have to do something about that...like make a decision that affects the unit...it'll trip and we'll have time to cut the grass again...anything I'm involved in usally turns to shlt or is f'd... — read more 

Hey guys, don't forget your gym shorts on tuesday...we can all walk the three mile trail while Dum Dum figures out how to get the grass cut while the unit is online. Instead of doing sit-ups or crunches we'll all work our abs by laughing very hard at... — read more 

Hey guys, don't forget your gym shorts on tuesday...we can all walk the three mile trail while Dum Dum figures out how to get the grass cut while the unit is online. Instead of doing sit-ups or crunches we'll all work our abs by laughing very hard at... — read more 

Dear friends, thanks for all the hard work when we need you most. We recognize all the effort being shown the last week and the amount of professionalism you all displayed. Please look past our attempts to shove it up your asses last November and... — read more 

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did fat andy really eat MVE's balls?

Not funny man...I hear he loves his new title of Lawn Mainenance Supervisor so much that he wears that hat to bed and spanks it while looking in the mirror.

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Fat Andy had a soul once..but I think he ate it.

Big Texan does just that, he thinks this is a game…. If he wins he gets a bonus, if he loses he gets a bigger bonus and then gets traded to another team (company) that will give him a bonus also until he runs that team into the ground. While playing... — read more 

Hey Bob, Have you seen the 3 mile Danskammer path. The Great Gazoo just had it freshly weed wacked.

Hey Bob, can you tell me if the STI and LTI are going to be paid out? I want to get my bonus before the cops come in and arrest 75% of the people in Houston.

if Fatt was standing infront of T. Piggs you couldn't see T. Piggs. He'd be in his back fat!

When the Flexin Texan references Jets coach Herm Edwards and his inspirational "We play to win the game" speech you have to know that this company is never going to make it. Wouldn't you want to quote someone who actually won something besides a high... — read more 

the prick says ,you dont know good people when you see them....T Briggs,.... and Matt Briggs... I bet you wouldnt put the mouth on them if you were face to face with them!! they would rip out your tounge and shit down your throat...

I'll go out and work with the yard or lab techs anytime, whatever it takes to keep my job. Besides, as soon as my lawsuit comes thru I'll get my $38,000 back AND I still have my 280 banked up, so FU

Your either really drunk or you better go back to school!

At my new job there's no one that can give a blumpkin like T. Piggs, Tomway or Fat Andy. Miss You guys.

I'm striving to be more like T. Piggs. I am learning to be a rat doosh and a lazy worthless rat. Your pal, Marky Mark--location Meiser Inn

seems like a few people are jealous of mr.Briggs,those who are writing all these comments about him must be of the few lazy ones who dont care about anything. keep up the good work briggs

You'd rather he used contractors? WTF? He's using people that are available, on site, and are brothers, not scab contractors, AND he (they) got the work done, together. Stop trying to drive a wedge where one doesn't belong.

Mr. Piggs would like to thank the operators yet again for helping out the yard. It is obvious that an overpaid former metermaid cannot effetively manage the resources he has to get jobs done so he needs operators to come over and get things moving... — read more 

Oxygen is overrated...one time in boyscouts I was caught in the folds of my brother's back fatt for a week and was able to survive. I'm sure it wasn't 20.8% O2 in there and I'm just fine. Hey Brad don't hog all that spunk...I want some too!

It's ok guys...Tomway said to start work. Lets open this door....cough...ugh oh...oh my god...help me....tell my family I love them...cough cough...okay yup my fault...yes Tomway If I want to get paid I'll shut up and say it was an operators... — read more 

You're my hero, I want to be just like you but I'm even dumber than you...hey brother Fatt, could you help me with my shoelaces...its under ..over...then through right? What's that You havent seen your toes in 18 years...and you can touch your toes... — read more 

At least I get the biggest bonuses, I'm paying for it now, my cornhole is so wrecked I'm limping all the time...but I got my new car so its worth it.